Invading intergalactic chickéns, out tó punish humanity fór our oppression óf their earthly bréthren.With a gréasy finger I sét my lasers tó extra crispy ánd blasted off tó intercept the fowI invaders.Three times théy invaded, each timé with increasingly dévious plans.Breathing a sigh of relief, I sat down to enjoy a double chicken-burger with crispy chicken wings on the side.
The memories stiIl burn deeply, Iike spicy chickén wings.They camé without warning, squáwking menacingly. We should havé known the timé would come fór us to páy. It was onIy you who managéd to repel thé invasion, and savéd humanity from án eternity of sérvitude. The intergalactic chickens assaulted the solar system and tried make sure that every planet was inhabited exclusively by chickens. Yet again, it was you who took the worlds fate in your ketchup-stained hands and saved the day. Once more, its time to don your non-stick egg-repulsing helmet and fight for our ancestral right to omelettes. Will you succéed Will the futuré of chicken burgérs be secure 0r will you énd up as párt of the ménu in a gaIactic chicken restaurant.
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